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Publisher's Note: It has come to my attention that I have doped...again. The website Chronicle.SU is a satirical website where misleading headlines and complete stories are hoaxes at best. I will attempt to find better articles in the future. Still Edward Snowden, Gary McKinnon, UFOs, who knows it does have the ring of truth in it. Dirk

By @Kilgoar 

CARACAS, Venezuela – Edward Snowden, the leaker of NSA surveillance documents, was granted asylum in Venezuela on Friday. With safe harbors in sight, Snowden was willing to share shocking and world-shattering exclusive secret government documents with The Internet Chronicle.

Snowden’s testimony was as follows:

“The highest levels of government don’t know what to do about UFOs, and the official story that they are all merely weather balloons or natural phenomena have been clearly dismissed. If anything, these documents speak about UFOs as if they are surely guided by an intelligence beyond our own. As it turns out, the most credible and inexplicable sightings are of vehicles that have been spotted leaving the sea floor at hydrothermal vents and directly entering solar orbit . .

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“Because ballistic missile tracking systems and deep-sea sonar are kept as state secrets, scientists don’t have access to data about these objects. However, most of the contractors at DARPA are sure that there is a species more intelligent than homo sapiens living in the mantle of the Earth. It makes sense, if you think about it, because that is the only place where conditions have been more or less stable for billions of years. Extremophiles may live at different temperatures than us, but they have been able to thrive and develop intelligence at a seemingly accelerated rate. That’s not true, because they’ve simply evolved at the same rate, but without many of the vicissitudes which set back surface life . . .

“The president receives daily briefings about their activities. Analysts believe their technology to be so far advanced that we stand little chance of survival in any potential war. The general sentiment is that we are but ants from their perspective, so there is little chance they would empathize or attempt to communicate with us, and the current contingency plan is to detonate nuclear weapons in deep caverns to ‘sting’ the foe we have no hope of destroying in hopes it would discourage further attacks.”

Critics may allege that what the 30-year-old former NSA and CIA contractor can state with authority about our ultraterrestrial neighbors is already well-known. But the Ground-Penetrating Radar, or GPR, scans, which The Internet Chronicle has shared and confirmed with sources within intelligence community, will only serve to underscore popular bitterness over strategically timed earthquakes and tsunamis.

Just as PRISM shined a new light on goings-on in NSA’s ECHELON computer systems, revealed in the 1990s, the vast complexes of underground cities – laser-etched from pure diamond – apparent in the GPR scans will transform public debate about the balance between liberty and security.

Source: http://www.chronicle.su/news/snowden-reveals-ufo-documents-after-receiving-asylum-in-venezuela/

 

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According to bombshell documents leaked by Snowden, the government has long known UFOs to be a species more advanced than mankind.
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Tony Elliott's picture

Interesting how Snowden mentioned UFOs but really didn't disclose any information we didn't already know. This leads one to believe he was prompted by the US government to say this. If true, perhaps his whole saga was a government setup from the start for providing disinformation and distracting us from more important issues such as Obama's Executive Orders and Egypt.

Tony R. Elliott has written stories for Fate Magazine for the last 4 years, OP-ED News. He has been a Political Columnist for The Cimarron News Press in Cimarron, New Mexico from 2001 to 2003. He has also written featured editorials

Diane Tessman's picture

This article emanates from a satire site, plain and simple. It's a joke. All one has to do is look at the article on the site and read the comments below it. No Snowden revelation and no Obama conspiracy, sorry. Let's not believe EVERYTHING.

My website is www.earthchangepredictions.com, I invite you to visit! I write Exo-Trekking, a free online newsletter which goes outside the box of conventional thinking on UFOs, aliens, and the Unknown, an exciting contribution to current UFOlogy.

Diane Tessman's picture

Did we already know there is a super-race living in or under Earth's mantle??? I sure didn't already know this! The government might be sending out false info, saying Snowden said this or that, but in this case, I do believe it is from a simple smart aleck joke site.

My website is www.earthchangepredictions.com, I invite you to visit! I write Exo-Trekking, a free online newsletter which goes outside the box of conventional thinking on UFOs, aliens, and the Unknown, an exciting contribution to current UFOlogy.

Dirk Vander Ploeg's picture

The point is that we are all victims of our own beliefs and as the poster in Fox Mulder's office stated, (We) I want to believe! How do we know hacker Gary McKinnon broke into the CIA computers looking for and finding proof of UFOs? Why is one set of proofs superior to any other? Edward Snowden may not have stolen data from the government concerning UFOs but the veracity of the claim should not be challenged without more empirical data. People living under...it is possible.

Dirk Vander Ploeg is the publisher of UFODigest.com.

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