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Alien Cow Abduction Video

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In what appears to be the result of extraterrestrial encounters, dairy farmers are reporting a rash of cow disappearances in California’s heartland. Eyewitnesses claim to have seen alien beings combing cow pastures for what they call a “magic white serum” that enhances bone strength, promotes muscle recovery, prevents cavities, and takes the edge off insomnia and PMS.