Cigar-Shaped UFO Terrorizes UK

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Dirk Vander Ploeg's picture
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but is a cigar-shaped UFO sometimes a spacecraft from another galaxy?
I wouldn`t believe in UFO`s even if a flying saucer landed on my yard and an extraterrestrial being stepped out, shook my hand, administered an anal probe, and scooped up and ate my cat with his long metallic forked tongue.
But this cigar-shaped UFO seen hovering, rotating and changing colors over the skies of Denton, Manchester does at least make me question my skepticism.
It seems like a genuine possibility that an extraterrestrial race with giant brains but tiny private parts may be compensating by building spacecrafts that resemble giant weiners.
These penis-challenged alien beings undoubtedly have a nasty disposition; let`s pray they never land in the UK or anywhere else on our little blue planet.